My Favorite Deep Thought

Back in the days when Saturday Night Live was worth watching, I loved hearing 'Deep Thoughts' by Jack Handey. Here's a personal favorite (can't promise it's word for word accurate):

A little kid asks his mom "Why is it raining?" His mom tells him "Because G-d is crying." The kid asks "Why is G-d crying?". His mom replies "Probably because of something you did."